Here’s a parody music video of TI’s – Whatever You Like entitled “Asian Boy Just Wanna Eat Rice”. The Lyrics are written by Frank Hwang. Performance by Frank Hwang and Jonathan Hwang. If you need a good laugh today, watch this video. Want the mp3, download it here.

Asian Boy Just Wanna Eat Rice Music Video (TI – Whatever You Like Parody)

Asian Boy Just Wanna Eat Rice Lyrics:

(Chinese) Hey Mom

(Chinese) Look…

(Chinese) I think we’re out of rice…

[Intro]

I said asian boy just wanna eat rice

I said asian boy just wanna eat rice

Yeaaahhh

[Chorus]

2 AM

Food sounds nice

I dont want burgers and fries

Cause asian boy just wanna eat rice

Cause asian boy just wanna eat rice

Yeaahhh

Mexican food pass gas at night

Need the toilet but can’t find the light

asian boy just wanna eat rice

I said asian boy just wanna eat rice

Yeaahhhh

[Verse 1]

Puzzle fighter is fun

Her name should be Li Chun

Playin for ten hours now

Time for a food run

Check and see whats open, this late

Theres a burrito place

Its cheap, this looks great

Oh no my tummy, it feels funny

didn’t clog the toilet cause it came out runny

Why did we, have to eat, now no sleep, dirty sheets

I don’t know but let me pee!!

[Chorus]

[Verse 2]

Just stick with the basics

Eat rice with your chopsticks

Study SATs, perfect score you go to college!

20 pound rice bag

This is called a human flag

All the Asians know Tatung brand is the hottest

Kim Lan soy sauce hidden in the closet

LOOK I GOT TO LEVEL 6. Wait, just pause it.

Random asian decoration not sure where its made.

a B is a bad grade!

Asian bling, son , this is JADE

Rice is food for your brain

My 1337 math skills will put you to shame

So just call me if you need a tutor

But I’m not cheap its thirty an hour

And if youre hungry, I’ve got something

Rice and soy sauce and some day old dumplings

White rice, brown rice, purple rice, any rice

Just add water, wash twice

[Chorus]

[Outro]

I’m talkin AzN PrYdE

It’s Fried not Flied

Green Honda Civic this is my ride

Blinged out rims so fly, twelve inches wide

Eating rice with chopsticks while I drive

Its so yummy, in my tummy

Long as I eat this my bowels aren’t runny.

Bok Choy, On Choy, A choy, He’s Choy

My Taiwanese name is WEI?