Early Show co-anchor Julie Chen speaks with Chief Official White House Photographer Pete Souza about President Obama‘s first 100 days through photographs. See more slide shows here and here.
Obama’s First 100 Days with Julie Chen
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From the guys that brought you “Asian Boy Just Wanna Eat Rice“, here’s “Shoes In Asian Homes” (Kiss Me Through the Phone Parody). If you like the song, you can download it here.
Shoes In Asian Homes (Kiss Me Through the Phone Parody)
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Shoes In Asian Homes Lyrics:
Asian boy tell’em!
(chorus A)
white friends, there’s an asian habit
all the asians have it
and i really don’t think all white people practice
sorry but the fact is
its awkward to ask it, but
could you please remember
shoes in asian homes
shoes in asian homes
leave them at the door (at the door)
shoes in asian homes
shoes in asian homes
make sure you take them off
(verse 1)
lately, i’ve been thinking maybe
shoes inside are easy
convenience isn’t bad!
save a couple seconds
i can use that time
i hear “are you blind?”
behind me, angry
it’s mother with a knife!
run away!
no escape! she’s angry!
and when she catches me
it’s a super-combo finish
im sorry, im sorry
and i will clean the carpet
with my hands
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(chorus B)
white friends, i will tell you the truth
i disregarded the rules
and it only made my parents really pissed, dude
didn’t let me eat food
carpet clean with tissues
so could you please remember
shoes in asian homes
shoes in asian homes
leave them at the door (at the door)
shoes in asian homes
shoes in asian homes
make sure you take them off
(verse 2)
trust me, this is not an insult
i know it’s not your fault
let me give you reasons
how we’re just not the same
A B? that’s a shame!
nascar? it’s lame!
elders by their first names and
you’d be feeling pain!
the things that give us luck
the way that we spell suck
the way that we cook duck
and trucks…
monster truck, monster truck, it really makes us scratch our heads and say
SERIOUSLY MAN, WHAT THE HECK?
(chorus A)
white friends, there’s an asian habit
all the asians have it
and i really don’t think all white people practice
sorry but the fact is
its awkward to ask it, but
could you please remember
shoes in asian homes
shoes in asian homes
leave them at the door (at the door)
shoes in asian homes
shoes in asian homes
make sure you take them off
(interlude)
this part is boring like
la la la la
watch me shoot these guns like
ra ta ra ta
watch me do this dance like
cha cha cha
son, i am disappoint like
pa pa pa
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(chorus A)
white friends, there’s an asian habit
all the asians have it
and i really don’t think all white people practice
sorry but the fact is
its awkward to ask it, but
could you please remember
shoes in asian homes
shoes in asian homes
leave them at the door (at the door)
shoes in asian homes
shoes in asian homes
make sure you take them off
Sweet collabo coming out of NYC for Kollaboration NY. A few local New York Asian American artists spent weeks to help put together this video in celebration of mission for Kollaboration. With the support of the New York music and entertainment community like Vudoo Soul, Taiyo Na, Magnetic North, Alfa Garcia, G*LEE, Marie Choi, SiC and Cinemascope Films, the group created an homage to New York City, its dreamers, the pursuit of dreams.
As Kollaboration New York gets closer to the show on June 27, 2009, one thing is certain. New York is the place for dreamers. Among its stoops, skyscrapers, and subway stations, there is an unmistakable undercurrent of dreams realized, not quite realized, taking shape. Getting closer.
More details coming soon to Kollaboration NY. If Kollaboration 9 in Los Angeles is any indicator, this event is gonna be huge.
Kollaboration NY is getting Closer
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The secret to making an Age Shift movie (think Freaky Friday and Vice Versa) is Asian Voodoo. Why? cuz Asians are confusing to the white mind.
How to Make an Age Shift Movie
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A growing number of Chineese-owned businesses in the San Gabriel Valley are reporting extortion threats. Business owners say they are getting calls telling them to pay up, or else. Investigators estimate that more than 100 people throughout Los Angeles County have been contacted with the threatening calls. The extortion is spreading to the San Francisco Bay Area as well.
Chinese businesses extorted in California
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