Musician/Comedian Jen Kwok created a music video about dating Asian men entitled “Date an Asian”. In the style of “a mid-tempo Mariah Carey club joint”, the song has a rare message: extolling the awesomeness of “dating” an Asian guy! Jen wrote “Date an Asian” as a positive and lighthearted reaction to negative stereotypes about Asian guys. The video features some of New York’s top male Asian stand-up and improv comedians, and the breakdance troupe Part-Time Models.

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Date an Asian by Jen Kwok (NSFW – contains explicit lyrics)

Date an Asian Lyrics

Verse 1:

Hey there, my name is Jen Kwok

And I’m here to tell you that dating Asians rocks

They have smooth skin and silky hair

So damn exotic, got that ethnic flair

So sweet and gentle, smell so good

So freaky, nasty, do what you always wanted to

So obedient, they’ll please you like no one can

That’s right, I’m talkin bout an Asian man

Chorus:

Everyone should date an Asian man

Don’t gotta be serious, just f*** an Asian man

At least f*** one, at least, least f*** one

At least f*** one, at least, least f*** one

(Hey, eh)

Verse 2:

Asian men don’t whistle when you walk down the street

They’re honest dudes, honey they won’t cheat

Not sayin if he sees a hot chick, he won’t bone her

Hey, that’s why we got concubines in our culture

Some people say that I am full of bull****

Yeah I’m dating a white guy, but I ain’t no hypocrite

I’ve dated Chinese, Korean and Sri Lankan

Yeah, I’m down with the brown

Don’t even get me started

Bridge:

Where my Punjabis at?

Where my Philippinos at?

Where my bubble tea drinkers at?

Everyone should be raising their hands for that one – it’s delicious!

Chorus:

Everyone should date an Asian man

Don’t gotta be serious, just f*** an Asian man

At least f*** one, at least, least f*** one

At least f*** one, at least, least f*** one

Rap (Soce):

What’s happening? Are you Japanese? Can I have a piece

Of miso, maybe a frappochino

And speaking of Chinese, meet me at Silk Road Place please

For the open mic, plus some bubble tea

And Thai, I met a cute guy when I ordered Tom Yum

I could go there every day, feelin on his hot bum

Cultural exchange, I could teach you the Torah

Light the Menora, can I have samosa?

Rotating your medicine balls

In the palm of my hand, never lettin em fall

I hope that I look as good as Andy Lau

When I advance in age, still standing proud

And what about my Persian peeps? Certainly!

Help me to absorb the heat. You’re sure to please.

To my Patels, Kims and Wongs, my love’s quite strong

Like a Bollywood movie, we dance all night long

Chorus:

Everyone should date an Asian man

Don’t gotta be serious, just f*** an Asian man

At least f*** one, at least, least f*** one

At least f*** one, at least, least f*** one

Breakdown:

Asian men have been such an important force in my life

Like my dad

Don’t date my dad

He’s married to my mom

And, theoretically, I’m old enough to handle it if they got a divorce

But, you know, it would kinda mess with me

It would kinda mess with me, I’m not gonna lie

So just…don’t date my dad

(Don’t f*** the same one, find a different one)

I’d cut you

(That would be a gang bang)

Yeah, that’s not cool – don’t date my dad

(Unless that’s what you’re into,

I’m not here to judge,

Make it consensual)

I’m not even gonna tell you his name

So you’re not gonna be able to find him now

And therefore, you won’t be able to date him