Daily Archives: January 3, 2010

Internet Stalk (Bedrock parody) by ice1cube

Check out the latest parody by ice1cube aka Frank Hwang. (It’s not like the Bedrock – Asian American Remix). His spoof is for those who Internet stalk on facebook, myspace, twitter, etc. (You know you do it!) This time he collaborates with singer Kevin Lien for music and vocals. It’s guaranteed to put a smile on your face. It’s already climbing up the YouTube charts.

Check out his other Asian infused parodies: Asian Boy Just Wanna Eat Rice, You’re a Nerd, and Shoes In Asian Homes.

Internet Stalk (Bedrock parody)

Lyrics:

[intro]

i-i-i-i can internet stalk

i-i-i-i can internet stalk girl

i-i-i-i can internet stalk

i-i-i-i can internet stalk

[part 1]

i’m not a creepy dude

i’m really not that bad

my face is so-so, but i almost have abs

my only issue, is that i am shy

when it comes to girls, i just can’t say hi

give ’em an awkward smile, they tell me to leave

i failed with every girl on my school’s soccer team

but really it’s okay

cause if she knew me

i’m completely sure

that she’d choose me

(0:39)

so for now i stalk cause stalking is just my way

to get to know her from a distance at a nice pace

find out her interests first, this is not a game

(immediately)look at all this info that i got from just her full name

her favorite movie (notebook)

is the same as mine!

her favorite book too! this must be a sign! (twilight)

so much to find, there is no shame

i just hit the jackpot

HER SCREEN NAME

[chorus] (1:05)

(okay)

Oh, baby

I’m that slightly awkward dude,

shady

Is the name you call me too,

lately,

your page is the sweet spot

I know all your info

i can internet stalk girl

i-i-i-i can internet stalk

i-i-i-i can internet stalk girl

i-i-i-i can internet stalk

i-i-i-i can internet stalk

[part 2] (1:31)

she may not know

i follow everything

facebook updates primarily

between that, and her twitter too

i follow her updates like breaking news

every little bit

there’s none i miss

when she eats LUNCH

dinner and breakfast

when she gets up, and when she goes to bed

every night when she does i kiss her softly on the head

[part 3] (1:56)

her favorite sushi roll, how she hates wasabi

forever 21

shopping is her favorite hobby

i like to browse her pics, to click the like button

i’d rather click “i love it” it’s a shame it’s not an option

and when i’m feeling bold, i’ll send her a poke

i hope it makes her wonder why it is we’ve never spoke (who is this?)

and i hope this time, she pokes me back

until then there’s 3 new pics

brb she just got tagged

[chorus]

(okay)

Oh, baby

I’m that slightly awkward dude,

shady

Is the name you call me too,

lately,

your page is the sweet spot

I know all your info

i can internet stalk girl

i-i-i-i can internet stalk

i-i-i-i can internet stalk girl

i-i-i-i can internet stalk

i-i-i-i can internet stalk

Different Galaxies by dumbfoundead x Sam Ock

It’s a coast to coast collabo with dumbfoundead in Los Angeles and Sam Ock in Maryland called “Different Galaxies”. Sam Ock created the jazzy beat and sings on the track. The song also adds yet another dimension to dumbfoundead’s style (see Rapper-O’s, She Don’t Care and Map The Soul 16). Check out the track from these talented musicians. It give off a chill vibe. If you like it, you can even download it for FREE here.



Expect to see more collabos in 2010. This past week we’ve seen a slew of them : Forever Remix by D-Pryde x Traphik x Dumbfoundead x Dyme-A-Duzin x Prince EA x Ahmir, Cube Runners by JL x Manifest x Lyricks, and For the Kids by Tablo x MYK.

Different Galaxies by dumbfoundead x Sam Ock

Different Galaxies music video animation by AntiCalculus

Lyrics to Different Galaxies by dumbfoundead x Sam Ock

1st Verse:
She was from the other side of the train tracks

A classic tale of Romeo & Juliet played back

I was from the city, the inner parts

She was from the hills attending fancy dinner parties but still,

we managed to see each other I had a weekly bus pass,

She has a merecedes c-class and trust it was much faster,

I am a rapper she is a classic pianist

I sleep in boxers while she has a pair of fancy pajamas

When were together both our social status dont even matter

We should just got to Nevada, get married and dont ever look back

She was the classiest, sassy, with a passion for fashion sense, smashin on any of those nasty ass hoodrats,

uncomparable, but only if her parents approved, maybe they got something against asian-american dudes, just playin,

either way i’m sayin its just terrible news, can’t give you 14 karats but can serenade you with tunes,

Chorus (Sam Ock):

you and me, we are two stars from different galaxies

will we cross or be aligned? i guess that we’ll see in time

2nd Verse:

i swig on 40 ounces she sips on champagne, she has a huge backyard i do the landscapin,

i get her single roses, she gets me laker tickets, call her on my prepaid phone when i can’t wait to kick it,

we’re quite the odd couple, but who are you to judge, i know it dont make sense, you can call it stupid love,

but its the whole world against us, they can try to stop us but we’re going out like gangstas, i know that i’m hated by her camp,

but i swear this’ll end like the lady and the tramp, i’m just waiting for my chance,

they keep saying that shes way too good for me, sometimes i wish sugar momma was sugar free,

cause i aint in it for the dough, i aint diggin for the gold, i just wanna show all yall what both of us been knowin,

i don’t want any problems or any of her dollas, i just want yall to leave us alone and don’t call us.

Chorus (Sam Ock):

you and me, we are two stars from different galaxies

will we cross or be aligned? i guess that we’ll see in time

you and me, we are two stars from different galaxies

will we cross or be aligned? i guess that we’ll see in time

(Piano Solo)

Bridge:

its the whole world against us, they can try to stop us but we’re going out like gangstas!

its the whole world against us, they can try to stop us but we’re going out like gangstas!

(DJ ZO Scratches)

Chorus (Sam Ock):

you and me, we are two stars from different galaxies

will we cross or be aligned? i guess that we’ll see in time

you and me, we are two stars from different galaxies

will we cross or be aligned? i guess that we’ll see in time