Daily Archives: July 26, 2011

I’m Wendi Deng, Trick!

I'm Wendi Deng, Trick!

Last week, Wendi Deng Murdoch laid the smackdown on a protester that tried to throw a shaving cream pie at her husband Rupert Murdoch. Taking advantage of the string of events, Grumpy Panda Films created the musical parody, “I’m Wendi Deng, Trick!” Using LMFAO’s “I’m In Miami B*tch” and wearing that Wendi Deng Murdoch pink outfit, Cindy Fang performs in the hilarious music video. Hey!

I’m Wendi Deng, Trick!

Lyrics to I’m Wendi Deng, Trick!

When I step on the scene
Y’all know me
‘Cause I caught the eye
Of an elderly guy, who has money
I’m rocking bling
My wedding ring
I’ve got diamonds, twenty carats that I’m flossing

Hey!
Whatcha doing there
With that shaving cream pie, boooy
Hey!
I’m only gonna warn you once
Put down that shaving cream pie, boooy

Mess with him
You mess with me
You’ll get a poppin’
I’m Wendi Deng, trick
Mess with him
You mess with me
You’ll get a poppin’
Cause I’m Wendi Deng, trick

I’m Wendi Deng, Bitch
You didn’t think you’d get caught?
I’m Wendi Deng, Bitch
And I don’t have a blind spot
I’m Wendi Deng, Bitch
And your punk ass just got, got

I’m Wendi Deng!

Filipino Grandma reads Go the F*ck to Sleep

Filipino Grandma reads Go the F*ck to Sleep

An unsuspecting Filipino grandma was given the book “Go the F*ck to Sleep” to read to her grandchild, Kherington Carrington. A few sentences into the book, the grandmother doesn’t like the book and puts it down. However, she keeps picking up the book and continues reading with profanity and all while holding the baby. The grandmother’s reaction is priceless from cover to cover.

Filipino Grandma reads Go the F*ck to Sleep (contains profanity)

Go the F*ck to Sleep read by Samuel L Jackson (contains profanity)

Falsehood webseries directed by Kenneth Lui

Falsehood webseries directed by Kenneth Lui

Director Kenneth Lui created an interesting student film “Falsehood” back in 2001. The award-winning web series is a dark and modern tale of Red Riding Hood vs the Big Bad Wolf. (think Law & Order meets Animal Farm.) Here’s a synopsis:

Once upon a time, Little Bo Peep lost her sheep and was forced into early retirement. She blamed The Wolf for the slaughter of her sheep and was never allowed to tend sheep ever again. After that traumatic event, Bo Peep eventually grew up and became the best public defense lawyer in the land. Now she faces the most difficult case of her entire career: defending The Wolf in the infamous Red Riding Hood rape trial. Every pig, witch and princess anticipates the outcome of what has turned into the most controversial trial of all time.

This fantasy drama also played at the Cannes film festival. Pretty impressive for a student film. We look forward to more from director Kenneth Lui.

Falsehood webseries directed by Kenneth Lui (contains profanity)

Knights of Badassdom trailer with Danny Pudi

Knights of Badassdom trailer with Danny Pudi

Coming out of the 2011 Comic-con over the weekend is the trailer for Knights of Badassdom. The horror comedy film is slated to hit theaters in Spring 2012. Here’s a synopsis:

In this comedic fantasy adventure, Joe (Ryan Kwanten) is a heavy metal rocker who’s just gone through a painful breakup with his girlfriend, Beth (Margarita Levieva). His concerned roommates (Steve Zahn, Peter Dinklage) kidnap him to their LARP (Live Action Role Playing) gathering, where he enters a realm of fantasy escapism in which pretend knights, elves, and barbarians clash with foam weaponry on a mock battlefield. When Joe’s “sorcerer” roommate (Zahn) inadvertently summons a deadly succubus that takes Beth’s seductive form, bloody reality crashes down upon their fantasy world. Once LARPers start to turn up dead, the make-believe wizards and warriors must join forces with other adventurers (Summer Glau, Danny Pudi) to become the real life heroes they have been pretending to be and conquer the unleashed evil.

In the land of LARPing, Danny Pudi plays Lando, who is a thief and a scoundrel, and loosely based on the Star Wars character Lando Calrissian. A few years ago, fellow Community star Ken Jeong was in Role Models as King Argotron. Maybe, there will be more LARPing in future Community episodes.

Knights of Badassdom trailer with Danny Pudi (look for him in starting at the 1:04 mark)

Undivided by Blush x Snoop Dogg

Undivided by Blush x Snoop Dogg

The new girl group Blush – the world’s premiere Pan-Asian super-group comprised of Victoria, Natsuko, Angeli, Ji Hae and Alisha – dropped their debut single “Undivided” last week. The song showcases each girl’s breakout vocals and energy. It’s an irresistible anthem to solidarity and devotion that heralds the arrival of a group ready to take the world stage and make it feel something new. Something electric. And absolutely “Undivided”. Joining the women on the track is acclaimed Grammy-Award-Winning rapper and producer Snoop Dogg. You can get the song on Undivided (feat. Snoop Dogg) - Undivided (feat. Snoop Dogg) - Single. The song has already hit #16 on the U.S. Billboard Dance Charts.

You can also get it FREE below:

Through Asia’s top reality show Project Lotus, the girls were all hand selected for the group based on their complimentary styles. The group recently opened up for Justin Bieber during his Asia Tour. The music of Blush is edgy and fun with a unique spin, delivered by five gifted girls from China, Japan, The Philippines, South Korea and India, with world-class talents and charm. The members are all Asian, and all five have world-class talents and charm. The anticipation is huge for their upcoming album, the excitement is genuine and the love is already spreading around the world. Tracks on their forthcoming debut album come from an unprecedented global roster of award-winning hit songwriters and producers, including Tal Herzberg (The Black Eyed Peas, Justin Timberlake, Gwen Stefani, Lady Gaga), electronic music icon Wolverine (Britney Spears), top remixer Sander Kleinenberg (Janet Jackson, Daft Punk), acclaimed grime/house DJ Alex Guadino and progressive house star Morgan Page (Katy Perry, Deadmau5, Madonna). Looks like Blush has a lot of talent backing them.

Snoop Dogg leading the way by working with Asian and Asian American artists. See these videos: If I Was You (OMG) by Far East Movement and I Wanna Rock by Snoop Dogg x Quest Crew.

Undivided by Blush x Snoop Dogg

Behind the Scenes of Undivided by Blush x Snoop Dogg

Undivided by Blush x Snoop Dogg on So You Think You Can Dance Season 8

Lyrics to Undivided by Blush x Snoop Dogg

[Verse 1:]
Everybody tells me I should walk away
But nothin’ ever felt like this
They say he ain’t right for me
He ain’t the type for me
But I can’t resist
I know that we’re from different worlds
it’s hard for them to see
Maybe I’m crazy but he’s the only one for me

[Chorus:]
I love him, I love him, I love him
And I don’t care what nobody says
He is mine all mine
And I am his
I love him, I love him, I love him
And everything in me says don’t fight it
When I look into his eyes I know we will be Undivided

[Verse 2:]
People on the outside
Think he’s just a bad boy
They don’t see inside like me
When there ain’t nobody there
he’s like a teddy bear
He treats me like queen
Well he’s got something true and real that
Broke into my heart
And nothin’s ever gonna, gonna tear us apart

[Chorus:]
I love him, I love him, I love him
And I don’t care what nobody says
He is mine all mine
And I am his
I love him, I love him, I love him
And everything in me says don’t fight it
When I look into his eyes I know we will be Undivided

[Bridge:]

[SNOOP:]
Slippin’ and sliding
Rippin’ and riding
Attention Undivided cause I decided
To make amend and make a friend and go all out and rush
To plush
Together forever
And we will never fuss.
Blush
Take a picture of a memory
Remember me
We were meant to be
Bad boy, good girl
Perfect combination (like glue)
So much Jubilation.
Filled with celebration

[Chorus]

Everybody needs to find their someone…

Sa Lang Hae
Mahal Kita
Aishiteru
Mein Tumse Pyaar Karti Hoon
Wo Ai Ni

Hula Flash Mob at 38,000 Feet on Hawaiian Airlines

Hula Flash Mob  at 38,000 Feet on Hawaiian Airlines

Last year, Cebu Pacific dancing flight attendants had an entertaining flight safety tutorial. Hawaiian Airlines ups the ante this year. A hula dance group traveling from San Francisco to Honolulu surprised their fellow passengers on a Hawaiian Airlines flight at 38,000 Feet with a Hit and Run Hula Flash Mob. They start off with hula to Na Lei Hulu I Ka Wekiu and follow it up with Tony Bennett’s “I Left My Heart in San Francisco”. Aloha!!

Hula Flash Mob at 38,000 Feet on Hawaiian Airlines