Daily Archives: November 14, 2011

Asian and I Know It by Peter Chao

Asian and I Know it by Peter Chao

Comedian Peter Chao created a parody of LMFAO’s Sexy and I Know It called “Asian and I Know It”. He takes his over the top character to produce an equally over the top video with plenty of unsuspecting people. From the lyrics to the locations, how many inappropriate stereotypes can you pack into this video? Peter Chao pushes the limits on the video. You can download the single FREE here.

For a less controversial version, check out Asian and I Love It by Schoolboy Duke.

Asian and I Know it by Peter Chao

Lyrics to Asian and I Know it by Peter Chao

When I get my rice, I want it to be nice and fried
Look dope damn freshest, walking down the street in my new LV shit, yeah
I got my spring roll, nice bite size, I’m ready to go!
Lee Kum Kee soy sauce that’s how I know
I’m Jackie Chan cept more dope, yo!

Girl look at my muscal [x3]
The chink man
Girl look at my muscal [x3]
The Chink man

When I walk in the shop I see my LV
Bitch asshole sell me the pimping bag sweet
I got a brain for math, with my pencil I kick some ass

I’m Asian and I know it [x2]

When I’m at the mall, fans come up to me and want it all
When they approach I sign shit take pics act sick show off my dick
turn off my lady charm, my mudabitch is on my arm
Head for the Arcade, internet cafe!
iPhone, iPad, Apple’s my FAAAVE!

Girl look at my muscal [x3]
The chink man
Girl look at my muscal [x3]
The Chink man

When I walk in the shop I see my LV
Bitch asshole sell me the pimping bag sweet
I got a brain for math, with my pencil I kick some ass

I’m Asian and I know it [x2]

I’m Asian and I know it…

Check it out [x2]
Giggle, giggle, giggle, giggle, giggle yeah [x4]
Yeah I’m Asian and I know it

Girl look at my muscal [x3]
The chink man
Girl look at my muscal [x3]
The Chink man

I’m Asian and I know it!

Wanking In The Dorm Room by Fung Brothers

Wanking In The Dorm Room by Fung Brothers

Comedic duo the Fung Brother take the Lonely Island route with their song “Wanking In The Dorm Room”. The pair relive their college days with what their roommate was really doing. They’ve got loads of euphemisms for masturbation and always fighting for alone time.

Listen to more Fung Brothers: Still Got Rice?, Dimsum Song, Asian Food Rap, and Colima Road

Wanking In The Dorm Room by Fung Brothers (contains adult material)

Lyrics to Wanking In The Dorm Room by Fung Brothers

Met my roommate, he seems cool
Two cool dudes…in the same room
For the whole year we’re gonna kick it
Wait – when can I choke my chicken?

No privacy, the irony
I came to college for my liberty
But i’m not free to beat my meat
Cuz my roomies here playin COD

Wanking in my dorm room
Wankin in my dorm room
I guess I’m kinda scared
Cuz another dude lives here
Wanking in my dorm room
Wankin in my dorm room
This must be what prison is like

Nice. I got back early, skipped lab
Freshmen year, I don’t need that class
I got a 10 minute date, with Firefox
Pop up blocker, Cookies turned off

My class got out before I thought it would
some private time to stroke my wood
My roommate should still be in chem lab
Whaaat? I guess he’s already back?

Wankin in my dorm room
Wankin in my dorm room
And another guy is here
Is that kinda weird?
Wankin in my dorm room
Wankin in my dorm room
And another guy is here
Would that be kinda weird

Damn I swear my roommate never leaves
I guess I’ll hit the showers to find relief

You got the soap and loofa for your back?
don’t forget anything and have to come back

No lotion, but I got conditioner
Got it covered, expert practitioner
I still got Jen’s image in my brain
it’s not just hair that clogs up the drain

He’s finally gone, open Google Chrome
Spankwire tabs, Incognito Mode
What if I look thru Jen’s Facebook photos?
Is that real creepy? i don’t know
is this his tooth brush and his floss picks?
He left it here? I told him to take it!
gotta hurry up! Destroy evidence
Can’t let him find out bout my daily regiment!

Wankin in the dorm room
Wankin in the dorm room
Turn the volume down
Try not to make a sound
Wankin in the dorm room
Wankin in the dorm room
Gotta make sure my roommate can’t hear me at all

Midterms tomorrow, damn I’m stressed
Gotta get a lotta sleep to do my best
Natural sedative, so lets do work
I should make sure he’s snoring first!

I’m laying in bed, and I want to do it
I think my roommate is listening to music
Is this too weird, what if he hears me?
Well, You gotta take risks in life
I’ll just turn over and do it quietly
Like a ninja, so silently
He’ll hear a thing, he’ll never hear a thing….Yee!

Jerkin in my dorm room
jerking in my dorm room
I hope he can’t hear
This is really weird
Jerkin in my dorm room
jerking in my dorm room
Two straight guys
At the same tiime

Boom Bap by JL Jupiter x Nu-Treez x Phinale x Memo x L. Haggood

Boom Bap by JL Jupiter x Nu-Treez x Phinale x Memo x L. Haggood

Rapper JL Jupiter dropped the music video for his track “Boom Bap” off his Resident Alien album. He’s joined by his homies Pryme Mega of Nu-Treez, Phinale, Miz da Griz of the Nu-Treez, Jah Born of the Nu-Treez, Memo Jackson of Life Lab Ent, L. Haggood of M.U. Records. They each take a turn at a verse bringing you back to the roots of hip hop. Pump that boom bap from the 90′s.

Also check out Bad Guy from JL Jupiter.

Boom Bap by JL Jupiter x Nu-Treez x Phinale x Memo x L. Haggood (contains explicit lyrics)

Real RSWD part 1 music video by Alexander Spit x CBG

Real RSWD part 1 music video by Alexander Spit x CBG

Rapper Alexander Spit released a music video for his song “Real RSWD part 1” off his mixtape “These Long Strange Nights“. Not only is he on the track, but he also co-directed the music video with Bobby Hundreds (his directorial debut). The video offers a chilled out journey through tripped out Rosewood. The concept stems from a morning-after escapade through a corner of the world on Rosewood Avenue, where The Hundreds fam play.

Listen to more Alexander Spit music: No Baking Soda Allowed, We On, Beat for the Street, and Hella.

Real RSWD part 1 music video by Alexander Spit x CBG

Heisman Part 2 music video by Tyga x Honey Cocaine

Heisman Part 2 music video by Tyga x Honey Cocaine

A few weeks ago, Tyga x Honey Cocaine put out the track “Heisman Part 2,” the continuation of the single Heisman. The duo has now put out a music video for the profanity laced song. With their rapid fire clever word play, they might have you frozen as they pass you posin. Heisman.

Cop the single for FREE here

Heisman Part 2 music video by Tyga x Honey Cocaine

Lyrics to Heisman Part 2 by Tyga x Honey Cocaine

Auuugh. B*tch its T-Raw.
Blood on my paws.
Big booty chick.
Back a nigga to the wall.
Never get involved.
Murder every bar.
Sh*t so illegal.
Need a green card.
Different cars, different from yall.
I work hard.
You work at the mall.
Pass a b*tch off like my nigga John Wall.
Fuck her ina dark.
Gimme the light, Sean Paul.
Yeaaaaaaah.
B*tch i do this sh*t.
Cooler than a muthaf*cking penguin lip.
And my b*tch pussy fire.
Gotta extinguish it.
LeBron James and sh*t.
Got heat. Super freak.
Rick James you bitch.
Leave a stain and sh*t.
On ya couch. In ya house like brother man.
Hanging like Mr.Cooper hand.

Posin, Heisman.
Posin, Heisman.
Posin, Heisman.

Yo,
Gotta Asian b*tch on my left side.
‘Notha Asian right-right side.
They might send ya ass off to the next side.
B*tch hold ya damn breathe cause ya might die.
Got a group of bad bitches and i feel good.
Oh you hungry? Too bad cause my meals good.
And i shouldn’t beat a broad yet i still would.
But i try to be bad cause the deals good. Yeah.
Now look i got the urgue.
You feed the mouth some gold and sh*t.
Type of stuff to make ‘em feel like alcohol and pumpin’ sh*t.
Hold a b*tch.
Just sold a b*tch.
“F*ck you, pay me” is what i told the b*tch.
You cant walk or talk.
I own ya b*tch.
Please don’t make me hot im the coldest b*tch. Ahhh!

Posin, Heisman
Posin, Heisman
Posin, Heisman

Weellll,
Running from the cop.
Boy born to kill.
how many did i lock
Bring it to ya front door.
Doorbell.
Knock knock, who there?
Houndini disappear.
Got green, John Deer.
More green, Paul Pierce.
Amazing what shot
You my son, da da.
Dot dot, Pacman.
That’s for opening you mouth.
Bust a nut.
Kick her out.
Need a cigarette now.
Put the cigarette down.
I’m the sh*t, loose bowels.
Laughing and i said it out loud.
Nigga getting busy like i work downtown.
On to the next if she don’t f*ck right now.
Harder than a pipe pan.
Pipe down.
Whatchu niggas talking bout?
Man, i’m what yo b*tch talking bout.
Too much then a album out.
Careless World drop.
*Puiem*
Then i’m out.

Posin, Heisman.
Posin, Heisman.
Posin, Heisman.

If a b*tch fuck around ima go off.
My advice, she better get Donder Go.
You came to shop at the mall.
But i bought the stores.
I got a box of jewels.
I call it pot of gold.
I got the cops to go
As my pockets grow.
Check the chains and the rings and the watches bro.
& a box a slut.
Or ill just box a hoe.
Tryna pass me b*tch it aint possible. Nahh!
Cool as f*ck.
I suggest you dress for the weather b*tch.
It’s whatever sh*t
Whenever b*tch.
Was a whore to a queen.
Whatever b*tch.
I proper kid, it’s the hotta sh*t
Some Gucci, Louie, Vendi,Prada shit.
Tellin me today you not a b*tch
Find me ina club where my partners is.
Schwag. B*TCH.

Posin, Heisman.
Poisn, Heisman.
Posin, Heisman.

No Turnin’ Back by Know Choice x Notion

No Turnin' Back by Know Choice x Notion

Rapper Know Choice teams up with Notion for the track “No Turnin’ Back”. The Seattle-based duo lets the lyrics flow at high speed amidst the newspaper headlines. Can you keep up with them? There ain’t no turnin’ back once you get into the music game. It don’t matter rain, hail, sleet or snow, they putting in the work until their deep below. They grinding til they meet their maker.

No Turnin’ Back by Know Choice x Notion (contains explicit lyrics)