Daily Archives: December 2, 2011

Robot For Xmas by Mista Cookie Jar & the Chocolate Chips

Robot For Xmas by Mista Cookie Jar & the Chocolate Chips

Just in time for digital Christmas is Mista Cookie Jar & the Chocolate Chips’ “Robot For Xmas”. Sampling White Christmas, this song captures the desire to get a robot for the holidays. The video is an ode to robots, 8 bit video games, and Christmas. How many mainstream robots can you name? Merry Xmas to all!

For more 8 bit fun, check out The Time (Dirty Bit), Who’s That? Brooown! by Das Racist, and Game Over by Jayne Rio x Hopie Spitshard.

Robot For Xmas by Mista Cookie Jar & the Chocolate Chips

Lyrics to Robot For Xmas by Mista Cookie Jar & the Chocolate Chips

I’m dreaming of a robot for Xmas.
The epic-fun-so-awesome kind!

Dude, you know what would be awesome?
If I could have a robot
to follow me where ever I go.
Dear Mr. Santa Clause,
I’m not talking bout a plastic toy.
I’m talking bout a talking, dancing, flying toy.
A real certified android!
A real certified android!

I’m dreaming of a robot for Xmas.
The epic-fun-so-awesome kind!
It’s gotta jet pack that soars to the sky
and a 5D,16-bit, 3rd eye!

I’m dreaming of robot for Xmas.
A rad robot is #1 on my wish list.
Just like a puppy, this bot be my buddy.
Where ever I go go, my gadget will go-go!
Ho! Ho! Santa baby let’s get down to business.
My mama’s chimney, it better be on ya hit list.
Please little elves, give it, bells and whistles,
LOL’s and kisses, plus a tail that wiggles.
Waterproof, multi-lingual, space-suited and stylin’.
You can leave the hula-hoop for Alvin.
Powered up by L-O-V-E.
Super-Bot Supreme!
Best friends to the end,
beginning with one dream!

Big shout outs to
BMO, Bender, Marvin the Paranoid Android,
the Shufflebot, r2d2, c3po, Cindy Mayweather,
Optiimus Prime, Johnny 5, Wall-E, Jinx, Robocop, Data, Plex,
The Droids at Chuck E. Cheese and Showbiz Pizza,
Super Martian Robot Girl, Astroboy, Bumble Bee,
Hal 9000, the Gobots, Conky, Tom Servo, Crow T. Robot,
Gypsy, Cambot, Voltron, and Rosy the Maid from the Jetson’s.

I’m dreaming of a robot for Xmas.
The epic-fun-so-awesome kind!
It’s gotta jet pack that soars to the sky
and a 5D,16-bit, 3rd eye!

Payroll by Brother K x Jason Chu x Ryan Lucas

Payroll by Brother K x Jason Chu x Ryan Lucas

International hip-hop artist Jason Chu of Model Minority, rising DC talent Ryan Lucas, and Lucas Kwong, the frontman for garage rock outfit Brother K came together for the single “Payroll”. The video is a half year’s worth of shooting and editing with visuals from Occupy Wall Street, Union Square, Times Square, Yale and Columbia campuses, and the streets of Harlem. Here’s more about their song:

Recorded over ten months in three countries: Canada (Lucas), China (Jason) and USA (Ryan). Incepted in the dead of winter 2010: on a bus traveling from Seattle to Vancouver, drifting in and out of sleep, my subconscious latched onto a string of words – “they’ll put you on the payroll” – and it unfolded from there…

Our salute to the 99 percent. Or to the 1 percent. Or to the 100 percent really, depending on how you take it.

They felt it was high time Asians claimed a larger place in the conversation about economic inequality and class stratification.

Payroll by Brother K x Jason Chu x Ryan Lucas

Lyrics to Payroll by Brother K x Jason Chu x Ryan Lucas

(Jason)
The money power respect the guns glory and sex
Go hand in hand like slum lords and FEMA checks
Start wars so they ignore corrupt cops
Til every foreign nation looks like a city crack block
Forget crack, money lies in pharmaceuticals
FDA approval comes down to who knew whom
Suckin off dick Cheney for a handshake
Makin profit off the haitian earthquake
What’s first? Whos the money going to?
The top one percent makes all of the rules
They own our land, our prisons, our schools
Why you ever think they would tell you the truth?
Stay movin’ on our way to a classic
Still talkin truth, roarin’ like Jurassic
We gon’ man up, Kick Ass, get our ass kicked
Or handed right back to us like a backflip

(Lucas)
Well this is for the girls and boys
Who wanna die with lots of toys
Pretend they’re giving you a choice, yeah they’ll put you on the payroll

(Ryan)
Well, umm when They call it Security/ I call an inferior conspiracy / I call it, an alcoholic bottled with hennessey / drop change drop names illegit chemistry/ Same from south Bangladesh to Tennessee / the enemies enemy breed anguish and misery / multiply it up, spread it out, like there ten of me, rah! Transact smooth as Billy d in a winter minks / American dynasties, must be Kennedy / true voices are silencing, the, the industry / clogged like Internet blogs filled with empty pleas and silly strings of celebrity Charities / embellishing what is truly embarrassing / presenting comparisons, benevolent arrogance / selling their excellence etc when the cheddar their cherishing perishes / Snapping like terrapins/ raw!

(Lucas)
Well this is for the girls and boys
Who wanna die with lots of toys
Pretend they’re giving you a choice, yeah they’ll put you on the payroll
Cause when you see the living dead
If you can close your eyes instead
Pretend it’s just inside your head, yeah they’ll put you on the payroll

(BRIDGE)
Glad to have you dear we just know you’re gonna like it, know you’re gonna like it
Sign your name right here, and don’t worry bout the fine print, worry bout the fine print

(Lucas)
Hey wait, this is way too heavy for me right?
I’m not the Man I’m just one man who keeps his teeth white
And his life green, wear sunscreen, turn off the lights
Recycle, ride a bicycle, tell me what else would Jesus do? Fight
Against the new world order and push back at the borders drawn
By powers coming straight up from the shadows of Mordor?
No Frodo, and Haiti was a natural disaster
It ain’t a question of refusing to call America master, right?
What? Dream bigger? Seek truth? Fuck that,
I got enough worries like my Facebook page and my body fat
So don’t tell me how it’s probably the last hour now
Forecasting melting ice, dead trees and thundershowers
Of acid poured on the flaccid dreams of a generation
Raised without determination facing extermination
Cause if it’s true you better sic Jesse Eisenberg on me
Cause I’m hungry for brains in the land of the zombies

(CHORUS)
Well this is for the girls and boys who choke you out without a noise
Pretend they’re giving you a voice, yeah they’ll put you on the payroll
Cause when you see an open grave if you can smile and turn away
And make believe it’s all okay, they’ll put you on the payroll
Whoa, they’ll put you on the payroll

Glad to have you dear, we just know you’re gonna like it, know you’re gonna like it
Sign your name right here, and don’t worry bout the fine print…

The One and Only with Lee Min Ho : Episode 4

The One and Only with Lee Min Ho : Episode 3

Toyota’s Korean drama “The One and Only” with South Korean actor Lee Min Ho as Joon concludes with its final episode. His character tries to win over the one he loves as she is in the middle of getting married. Will he be able to convince her of his true identity? Here’s more about episode 4:

In the dramatic conclusion of “The One and Only”, our hero must prove his identity to win back the love of his life. Without the Camry, he would not have made it this far, and there’s no way he’s going to give up now. Don’t miss a minute of the Camry and the drama.

Past episodes:
The One and Only with Lee Min Ho : Episode 1
The One and Only with Lee Min Ho : Episode 2
The One and Only with Lee Min Ho : Episode 3

You can get a car quote here.

The One and Only with Lee Min Ho : Episode 4 (English subtitled)

The One and Only with Lee Min Ho : Episode 4 (Mandarin subtitled)

More about The One and Only
In a sea of mid-sized cars, the reinvented seventh-generation Camry stands out as “The One and Only.” It’s a fitting title for the marketing campaign itself. In the compelling storyline, Lee plays a character Joon whose journey is dynamically linked to the many features of the Camry. “The One and Only” campaign is a complete, multi-platform and multi-language undertaking that will be seen across TV, print, digital, social media and more. Viewers can expect the full story to unfold in a four-part web series, with each episode highlighting a different aspect of the Camry, including the optional Entune multimedia entertainment system, a “Best in class” MPG rating, the advanced Blind Spot Monitor, and 10 standard airbags.

Sandra Oh on North Korean Refugee Adoption Act

Sandra Oh on North Korean Refugee Adoption Act

Actress Sandra Oh is in a PSA on the North Korean Refugee Adoption Act. This Act (H.R. 1464 and S. 416) would make it easier to adopt refugee children and reduce waiting time for adopting refugee children. Your support is crucial in encouraging members of Congress to pass this bill.

The North Korean Refugee Adoption Act, if passed, would allow Americans to adopt refugee orphans who have fled the Democratic People’s Republic of Korea (DPRK) to neighboring countries such as Mongolia, Thailand and other Southeast Asian countries. These children are struggling in harsh circumstances, and run the risk of being sent back to DPRK. According to the World Food Program, DPRK faces regular food shortages, and one in three North Korean children under five are chronically malnourished.

Learn more about this bill here.

Sandra Oh on North Korean Refugee Adoption Act

Updated video : Sandra Oh on North Korean Refugee Adoption Act