F*ck Christmas by Peter Chao x IFHT x Gentleman’s Vibe

F*ck Christmas by Peter Chao x IFHT x Gentleman’s Vibe

Scrooge comes out for the song “F*ck Christmas” by Peter Chao x IFHT x Gentleman’s Vibe. The collab pops the Christmas bubble with bad gifts, fake Santas, and more. The irreverent holiday single flips the celebration on its head with a catchy tune. You can get the track on F*ck Christmas (feat. Peter Chao & I F*cking Hate That) - F*ck Christmas (feat. Peter Chao & I F*cking Hate That) - Single.

These guys are no strangers to controversial music. Take a listen to All about the LGs and Asian and I Know It.

F*ck Christmas by Peter Chao x IFHT x Gentleman’s Vibe (contains explicit lyrics)

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Lyrics to F*ck Christmas by Peter Chao x IFHT x Gentleman’s Vibe

VERSE 1–

(Neal)
This season’s all I need to get by and you know it
chillin in my onesie living by the moment
presents wrapped up so I egg nog chug
grab my oreos and milk and I Jordan dunk it

(Matt)
Dunkaroos I’m rolling with the crew
5 guys 1 couch blowing holiday balloons
holiday spirit, holiday afternoons
surround sound watching holiday cartoons

(Neal)
Reindeer Fresh
(Matt)
Santa Claus swag
(Neal)
Damn, London Tiptons got me feeling all bad
(Matt)
Dude shes mine I shottied her last week
(Neal)
I thought you said Miley Cyrus, my bad

(Matt)
Snow ball fights,
(Neal)
Wal mart cart races
(Matt)
Pictures done with santa
(Neal)
First name basis

(Matt)
I sat on his lap , and I pulled on his beard
(Neal)
Are you telling me that Santa’s not real…

[Chorus]
What the eff is this?
Can’t believe you lied to me
To the fat dude in the suit
Hope you hit a Christmas tree
Cause this ain’t what I been told
You can suck on my north pole
This holiday just brings me pain
No amount of candy canes can take away
That’s why I say (I say) F*ck Christmas
Fake beards, F*ck Christmas
Bad gifts, F*ck Christmas
Reindeers, F*ck Christmas
Ginger bread, F*ck Christmas
Mistletoe, F*ck Christmas
Thoughtful cards, F*ck Christmas
Your mom, F*ck Christmas

VERSE 2–

(Justin)
Hoppin out of bed its that time of year again
Wonder what i got more money to spend
Underneath the tree hoping its a PS3
Or could it be season 3 on dvd of glee

(Jason)
Thanks mom and dad i knew you’d find a way
To get my Justin Bieber barbie on this very special day
Oh look it came with some accessories
A hairbrush and a really sweet melody

(Justin)
Baby Baby Baby oh ..
NO– its my turn where my presents at yo
(Jason)
Brother you were late so i hope you get coal
(Justin)
Top of the naughty list you know thats how i roll
(Jason)
Well whatever Biebs brings boys to the yard
(Justin)
Man I tear open my presents I don’t even read the card
(Jason)
You sure you wanna do that you’ve done that before
(Justin)
Oh my god! NINTENDO 64?!

[Chorus]
What the eff is this?
Can’t believe you lied to me
To the fat dude in the suit
Hope you hit a Christmas tree
Cause this ain’t what I been told
You can suck on my north pole
This holiday just brings me pain
No amount of candy canes can take away
That’s why I say (I say) F*ck Christmas
Fake beards, F*ck Christmas
Bad gifts, F*ck Christmas
Reindeers, F*ck Christmas
Ginger bread, F*ck Christmas
Mistletoe, F*ck Christmas
Thoughtful cards, F*ck Christmas
Your mom, F*ck Christmas

VERSE 3–

(Peter Chao)
Its that time of year I do it my way
Peter Chao chowing down on the chow mein
F*ck the turkey it be all about the ducky
And my mom gave me a dreidel all I wanted was a beyblade
Mayday change the game heres my list mayne
This time of year I hit on elves at the malls
Drunk Chao spike my eggnog with some whiskey
I tell em mudabitches to just jingle my balls

Buddha Buddha Buddha the other shit don’t matta
If the Grinch stole Christmas Peter Chao stole santa
Ho ho ho smashing bulbs in the cold
Yo I don’t eat candy canes I eating spring rolls

Snow blows makes my nipples so icicle
5 verse 1 hit a kid riding tricycle
Kick an elf in the testicle
911 cause that b*tch needs a medical…
Chao outside motherf*cka

[Chorus]
What the eff is this?
Can’t believe you lied to me
To the fat dude in the suit
Hope you hit a Christmas tree
Cause this ain’t what I been told
You can suck on my north pole
This holiday just brings me pain
No amount of candy canes can take away
That’s why I say (I say) F*ck Christmas
Fake beards, F*ck Christmas
Bad gifts, F*ck Christmas
Reindeers, F*ck Christmas
Ginger bread, F*ck Christmas
Mistletoe, F*ck Christmas
Thoughtful cards, F*ck Christmas
Your mom, F*ck Christmas

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