Rapper XL Middleton bring you into a whole new fantasy world with his music video for the song “Low Key High Note”. In an animated world that is equal parts Enter The Dragon & Super Mario Bros., XL Middleton fights the evil that stole his love interest, while finding time to clown on the ultra-emo, lets-discuss-our-feelings rap music that has taken over the airwaves. Will he be able to rescue his princess? It’s smooth blend of soul and rap. Be sure to watch til the end for the credits and outtakes. This is the first video from The Hedonistic Album (also known as Bright Lights, Palm Trees if you’re in Japan!).
Ryan Higa is fed up with all the Sh*t ___ Say videos, so he decided to make his own with singer and YTF member Andrew Garcia. The two put a bunch of of videos including Sh*t Gamers Say, Sh*t Gangsters Say, Sh*t Inanimate Objects Say, Sh*t Dogs Say, Sh*t Big Sean Sounds Like He’s Saying, Sh*t Vampires Say, Sh*t Gay Vampires Say, Sh*t that people who get cut off sound like, Sh*t Sh*t Say, Sh*t No One Says, and Sh*t that people say when they don’t have an ending for their video. Plenty of Sh*t ___ Say shorts for everyone.
Singer Krystle Cruz does a parody of Kreayshawn’s “Gucci Gucci” and comes up with “YouTube YouTube”. Instead of luxury goods, she adds a social media twist to the original song. The filipina don puts down allher haters. Not only does she sing, but she also raps on the track. It’s a fun little project she did for her birthday.
YouTube YouTube by Krystle Cruz (contains explicit lyrics)
Lyrics to YouTube YouTube by Krystle Cruz
Chorus:
And they see me on
Youtube youtube facebook facebook twitter twitter tumblr
Haters always stalk my shit so I don’t even bother
Youtube youtube facebook facebook twitter twitter tumblr
Haters always stalk my shit so I don’t even bother
Verse 1:
Youtube youtube facebook facebook twitter twitter tumblr
Haters always stalk my shit so I don’t even bother
I loved the in crowd but now basic chicks run it wild
So I flipped my style, spit it loud, who wid it now?
Look at me now, bitch sit down
I don’t play around, KC’s spacebound
They tried to run me outta town so I left
But with the crown so I suggest that you step
The black swan, filipina don
My ass is what your favorite rapper always comments on
Stop and stare traffic is what I cause
I’m not your secretary, I’m the boss
Physics and laws don’t apply to the gods
Six thousand years ago Inanna’s what I’m called
My itelligence starts where your brain peaks
You had a change of heart so watch what your mouth speaks
Chorus:
And they see me on
Youtube youtube facebook facebook twitter twitter tumblr
Haters always stalk my shit so I don’t even bother
Youtube youtube facebook facebook twitter twitter tumblr
Haters always stalk my shit so I don’t even bother
Verse 2:
A slut changes, love changes
And best friends become strangers
So watch who you hang with, train with
Because they might flip and run they lips
Aim at you quick
Quick with the show, I know how they roll
So no I go go go more than most
Toe to toe no slow mo
Hold the phone I’m loco
With no soco, I’m local not global
Put old foes in choke holds
Damn K, slow it down
Heck no go for broke
Just Kidding Films comes back from last week’s “Sh*t Asian Dads Say” with “Sh*t Asian Moms Say”. This time Joe Jo takes the lead role for the video. Watch out tiger moms. Nothing is off limits from sex to dating to eating. Of course, all Asian moms compare you to other kids and say AIYA. “So stupid.”
