Comedian Aziz Ansari goes the extra mile to show that he’s compatible with his date, Jessica. Follow Aziz Ansari on his quest to impress his date, enjoying great offers along the way with his synced American Express Card. What won’t Aziz do? From skydiving to tuba playing to kayaking, he learns everything he can about his new-found likes.
Big brands are connecting with Aziz Ansari. Previously, he was promoting the KobeSystem.
Aziz Ansari in American Express commercial (long version)
Aziz Ansari in American Express commercial (kayaking – long version)
Aziz Ansari in American Express commercial (kayaking – short version)
In this new Vonage commercial, you’ll recognize Rizwan Manji from Outsourced. The ad is like an extension of his character from the sitcom. His mom keeps making international calls to India that he thinks is costing him a bundle. Little does he know that his wife already made some changes.
Rapper dumbfoundead released the music video for his track “Cellphone” with his friends Breezy Lovejoy x Wax off dumbfoundead’s DFD album. Hungover from a night of partying, dumbfoundead tries to sort out where he is, where his cellphone is, and what happened. Chaos ensues when the dad (played by Wax) comes home to a trashed home. On Wax’s verse, roles are reversed with Wax figuring out what happened the night before. The dad (played by dumbfoundead) tries to take swings at Wax with a golf club. Breezy Lovejoy handles the chorus and the middle verse. Look for cameos by Timonthy DelaGhetto and Geo from Just Kidding Films. You can get the single on or amazon.
Cellphone by dumbfoundead x Breezy Lovejoy x Wax (contains explicit lyrics)
Lyrics to Cellphone by dumbfoundead x Breezy Lovejoy x Wax
[Hook: Breezy Lovejoy]
Woke up so dizzy
Drunk and hungover
Can’t find my house keys
Who was the chauffeur
Got one shoe on, and not the slightest clue, where my cell phone is
[Verse 1: Dumbfoundead]
What was the name, I was definitely on one
Ronda, Miranda, or Sandra?
Shouldn’t have mixed that light with the dark rum
Now I’m in the bathroom, throwing up a lung
Gotta make a run for that Gatorade punch
Head pounding on the one like an 808 drum
Gotta grab Pho, hangover 101
It soaks it all up, you should know that bruh
Pocket full of numbers covered in weed crumbs
I’m a lover not a fighter while my knuckles feel numb
No pun intended but I really feel dumb–founded
On my neighbors front lawn throwing up
Seems last night I was acting like a fool
Tagged Facebook pictures of me jumping in a pool
Wearing nothing but a hat and my birthday suit
I was smashed to the max on a work day too
But I looked overjoyed in my polaroid pics
My mustache fresh looking like a koi fish
My swag turned up on some soulja boy shit
Feeling real good about my bad choices
Who in the world is the girl in my bed
Who’s the dude on the couch with dreads
And why in the hell was I drinking so much
Shoulda stuck to the weed like Breezy told us
Now I’m looking for the Folgers, awake from a coma
Making my way through empty bottles of Corona
Follow the aroma, it leads to the doja
Roll up, smoke up, and do it all over
[Hook]
[Verse 2: Breezy Lovejoy]
Friday night, just got paid
Brand new fit, clean boy shave
Feeling good, pregame, my place
The homies came through with a gang of fade
They said they’re trying to get loose in a major way
So they sip grey goose no juice just straight
(What it do young buck, pour a cup) I’m straight
I’m waiting on the tree, I got fifty on the Z
Plus, I ain’t even ate
Ya’ll go heavy in the paint, I’ll go heavy on the dank
You go heavy on the drink, and gon’ end up on your face
Not me, not me
But I, don’t think I’mma get my weed
Some time soon I’mma have to proceed
To consume the first thing I see
A little OJ and another Belvadee
Two shots for her, two shots for me
The more that we booze, the less that we see
Now that is more booze than apollo d (?)
Ate her, up like I’m big on the tree, later
Outside pissing on the street, haters
Cops came through on the creep, gave me
A ticket and a mufuckin’ speech
And meanwhile I’mma pee
Shots, shots, shots, shots
I said stop, it’s not that deep, damn
Trying to give it all I got, got
And then I threw up in the god damn sink, that’s weak
[Hook]
[Verse 3: Wax]
There’s an unfamiliar ceiling in this place
With a very familiar feeling of disgrace
As my eyes open up for the first time after
Another blackout, castrophe, disaster
And captures the image of the rafters above
And the cold concrete on my back is enough
To wake me and make me stand up in amazement
Where is this unfinished basement
How’d I get here, I need to get home
But I can’t leave until I find my key and my phone
Then I see a girl asleep and the phone in the corner
I walk toward her not knowing for sure who she was
I just hoped that her phone was on
And I ain’t spoken to my girl, I told her I would call her
Tapped on her cold shoulder, when she rolled over, I saw her, damn
My memory is better than I think
I remember last night, had her bent over the sink
In the bathroom, staring at her lower back tattoo
Flashback boom and I’m back to the new
Back to the what now, what am I gonna do
Picked up her phone and dialed my own number to
See if I could hear it ringing, and sure enough
It’s on the floor of the bathroom with more of my stuff
Condom, keys and my wallet
An absent-minded strategic alcoholic
Strategic cause the condom wrapper was empty
Tip-toed out the door kinda gently
Happy Easter from channelAPA.com!!! Here’s a spoke word piece from rapper Only Won about the true meaning of Easter.
Easter (Spoken Word) by Only Won
Lyrics to Easter (Spoken Word) by Only Won
Just wanted to take this time to remember what Good Friday and Easter is all about.
Cuz there are many of those out there today that still have doubts.
See God engineered a plan. He chose to integrate his life as a man.
Fluidity couldn’t calculate the smoothness of His Plan
Lived a life of love so that we could love to live and so it seems
like anodizing metals, he protects our dreams
but on the cross he hung…Remember he did nothing wrong
convicted of telling the truth that He is God.
But that’s ok, cuz by this act, we were saved.
See we didn’t know it, but in fact, we were slaves.
to a world that is dying each and everyday.
Peace will only come when we are willing to say.
Lord, forgive us for straying so faraway
So on the 3rd day you rose from the grave
Supernatural can’t define this glorious day.
So I accept your love, your gift, and who you are
who is that?…Jesus Christ..the real Superstar
The film Keye Luke is about to his the festival circuit. Spreading the message behind Asian American history, roots and predecessors, Keye Luke tells about one of the very first pioneers in motion pictures. He was most known for his role as the original/first Kato in the 1940s Green Hornet, the “Number One Son” in the Charlie Chan films, Detective James Lee Wong in Phantom of Chinatown (1940) and many more films. This 1940’s biopic features many up and coming Asian American actors and their friends.
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The film stars Feodor Chin (Baby, Golden Boy, Spice It Up!) as Keye Luke, Archie Kao (CSI, Snow Flower and The Secret Fan, The People I’ve Slept With) as Edwin Luke, his brother, Kelvin Han Yee (Hawaii Five-0, Entourage, Milk, Nash Bridges, Wedding Palace) as Lee Luke, his father, and, in order of appearance: Jolene Kim (24, Grey’s Anatomy) as Suzanna Kim, Britt Prentice (LMFAO’s “Sorry for Party Rocking” Music Video, Wizards of Waverly Place, Charmed) as Warner Oland, Burl Moseley (24, The Defenders, Mike & Molly, Brothers & Sisters, Monk) as Mantan Moreland, Becky Wu (Desperate Housewives, Greek, General Hospital, All My Children, K-Town Cowboys) as Florence Ung, Hedy Wong (Chinatown Squad, Watcher, Bang Bang) as Frances Chan, Robert Factor (L.A. Law, Pill Bottle Angels, Pleasures) as Sidney Toler, Jennifer Chang (Parenthood, NCIS:LA, Medium, Spice It Up!) as Iris Wong, James Huang (Lost, Rizzoli & Isles, Law & Order: LA, Eagle Eye, Skyline) as Victor Sen Yung, Elaine Kao (Bridesmaids, NCIS: LA, Cold Case, 24, Entourage, Curb Your Enthusiasm) as Marianne Quon, David Huynh (Bang Bang, Baby, Without A Trace, Cold Case) as Benson Fong, Chris Cusano (Chinatown Squad, The Apartment) as Gordon Jones/Britt Reid/The Green Hornet, Cyndee San Luis (The Newsroom, He’s Mine Not Yours, I Think My Facebook Friend Is Dead, The Case) as Lenore “Casey” Case, Elizabeth Sandy (Parks & Recreation, The Young and The Restless, The Scenesters) as Ethel Davis Luke, Mei Melancon (The L Word, X-Men: The Last Stand, Irreversi, Pathology, Rush Hour 2) as Lotus Long, Jessika Van (Bang Bang, The Boondocks, A.N.T. Farm, Without A Trace, Cold Case) as Victoria Horne/Nabura, Jennifer Field (Robot Chicken, K-Town Reality Show, K-Town Cowboys) as Dr. Raymond, Narisa Suzuki (The Myth of the American Sleepover, Rideshare, Ecstasy of Gold) as Takahari, Chadd Stoops (Surrogate Valentine, Daylight Savings) as Secret Agent X-9/Lloyd Bridges and Ina-Alice Kopp (Klimt, Departed Heroes) as Jan Wiley.