Daily Archives: March 13, 2013

Engineer by Only Won

Engineer by Only Won

Rapper Only Won the Lyrical Engineer puts the design on a technology focused spin for Far East Movement’s Rocketeer. The parody follows on the success of his track “I Wanna Be an Engineer.” Calculation and quantification of this single tops the analysis of this single. Engineers will be geeking out to this one.

Listen to more Only Won: Dim Sum and Cantonese Boy.

Engineer by Only Won

Lyrics to Engineer by Only Won

Huh! Yeah, it’s Only Won…The Lyrical Engineer
Back again with yet another design
So let’s do this…Quantify one more time.

Where you go, we built the roads…roads
How we did it, nobody knows…knows
All you know is that you can drive it…But, but we
da ones that designed and paved it
Sometimes you might think it’s bumpy here
But it was caused by the atmosphere
Water turns to ice, causes it to shear
Stone Matrix asphalt comin’, Never fear.

Here we go. Trust in me.
There’s a world out there built by folks like me
Take my plan. They’re certified.
Check these docs right here, I’m an Engineer

Let’s Quantify
Calcs calcs calcs to go … go
To test the ground, need to check the load..load.
Let’s Design
Calcs calcs calcs to go … go
Use Kelvin… Absolute Zero..ro

We get hot working thermodynamics.
And double check the work of our mechanics.
Projects on my mind, got my head up all awry
Tryin’ to decide to go gas or electric,… yeah
Where we at, only few have known.
6 years of school crammed in 4, oh no
I hope to get a job, our advice is sound
if they listened, London Bridge wouldn’t be falling down

Here we go. Trust in me.
There’s a world out there built by folks like me
Take my plan. They’re certified.
Check these docs right here, I’m an Engineer

Have you ever been stuck at a red light?
nobody around but you gotta hang tight.
they could add more sensors & cameras, right
don’t cause traffic jams by workin nights
You could save a lotta gas by doin this.
Slow down emissions …go head take a wiff
I’m like oh, oh, oh, oh
Why can’t I go, go, go, go?

Here we go. Trust in me.
There’s a world out there built by folks like me
Take my plan. They’re certified.
Check these docs right here, I’m an Engineer

Let’s Quantifyai ai ai
Calcs calcs calcs to go … go
square peg won’t fit in a round hole
Let’s Design ai ai ign…
Calcs calcs calcs to go … go
It’s the Engineer so Lyrical

Delete Browser History with PK Kim

Delete Browser History with PK Kim

Comedian PK Kim did a standup routine about deleting browser history. He offers several tips about surfing the net safely. It’s sage advice from kids to guys discovering the secrets of delete browser history. When you search Asian online, you get different results than if you google American or European and click on images.

Surf the net safely.
1) Type “Asian” into Google
2) See what PK is talking about.
3) Delete browser history.

Delete Browser History with PK Kim