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District 69 (District 9 Spoof)

District 69 (District 9 Spoof)

District 69 is a hilarious spoof of the movie District 9. The film was co-directed, written, and edited by comedian Ewan Chung. He also plays the lead charter Dikus Van der Merwe. The short picked up wins at the 2010 Toscars (Brits in LA) for Best Picture, Best Whactor (Ewan Chung), and Best Supporting Whactress (Ceri Bethan). Not bad for a film with a budget of $150. Do NOT watch the short if you haven’t seen District 9 and still want to see the original film.

Check out Ewan Chung in iPhone from OPM Comedy.

District 69 (District 9 Spoof). This video is NSFW contains sexual content.

Special Ingredient by JustKiddingFilms x Timothy DeLaGhetto

Just Kidding Films continues their food frenzy. (See the Tastea music video.) Moving from drinks to food, the guys drop by Timothy DeLaGhetto’s family restaurant Thai Smile. They start acting like dicks to the waitress, so chef Tim and Rick give them some extra flavors to the meal. A special ingredient. This video is not safe for work.

If you want to visit the restaurant after seeing this, you can go to:

Thai Smile Restaurant
8408 Alondra Blvd
Paramount, CA 90723

BTW – Yelp is giving the restaurant 4.5 stars. take a look here.

Special Ingredient by JustKiddingFilms x Timothy DeLaGhetto (NSFW)

Sex Me Now by Ldy Lickem x Ldy Geey

Here’s a hot collabo “Sex Me Now” by Ldy Lickem x Ldy Geey. Reminds us of songs like Freaks Of The Industry Lyrics by Digital Underground, Nice & Slow by Usher, and I’ll Make Love To You by Boyz 2 Men. If you like this song, you can download it FREE here. This song is too hot to handle.

Sex Me Now by Ldy Lickem x Ldy Geey (NSFW)

Lyrics to Sex Me Now by Ldy Lickem x Ldy Geey

[ Chorus: Ldy Geey ]
Take one step closer,
and lay me on the bed.
come give me kisses,
or plant them on my neck.
you know whats goin down,
theres no body around.
come sex me
come sex me
come sex me now.

[ Verse One: Ldy Lickem ]
Uh, give it to me baby lay me on the bed
show me what’s really goood between them legs
you been all bout talk , so prove it
start off with the slow then improve it.
but wait, we gotta start with that marvin gaye
bump the slow jams and sexual healing
go head an express your feelings
i’m talkin physically, the language of our bodies
let em’ speak, clap, clap, and moan
i’ll show you this lady’s grown
but you got til the end of this song
go ahead and work from the bottom up
i’m Ldy Lickem, so lick it up
if you’s a goodie then i’m here to corrupt
teach you lessons til you pick up the pace
keep goin’ down and i’ll sample you a taste
i’ll let you explore til you hit the right place
But at this moment you got 3 minutes left, so baby pick up the pace.

[ Chorus: Ldy Geey ]
Take one step closer,
and lay me on the bed.
come give me kisses,
or plant them on my neck.
you know whats goin down,
theres no body around.
come sex me
come sex me
come sex me now.

[ Verse Two: Ldy Lickem ]
Lick me up in all the right places,
head to the toes
from the bed to the flo!
now let’s try without makin a noise
second thought, i don’t think you gotta choice
Kiss me from my neck and tease me around
physically talkin’, don’t make a sound.
i ain’t tryna hear you talk,
hit up that flintstone and make this bed rock
let’s not verbally waste time
cuhs if you good maybe i’ll stay til the sun shines
your sure lucky i ain’t chargin you a dime
here for love? you must be out your mind!
i’m too young to be fine and tied down
as for now i’m living life by the moment
so at this moment lets start with slow motion
then begin til we get to stage 2
Plenty left. i don’t know when we’ll be through
i ain’t tired yet, i got enough fuse.
but at this moment you got 2 minutes left, so pick up the pace boo.

[ Chorus: Ldy Geey ]
Take one step closer,
and lay me on the bed.
come give me kisses,
or plant them on my neck.
you know whats goin down,
there’s no body around.
come sex me
come sex me
come sex me now.

[ Verse Three: Ldy Lickem ]
Now we up against the wall, i think i left a dent
but that don’t matter, i think i’m bout to leave another!
the rooms steaming up and we’re sweating like a waterfall
still energized, we ain’t done at all
i’m thinkin’ bout puttin’ this song a repeat
over and over til my fuse is on E
but give me more reasons to let you stay with me
satisfy my fantasies
sex me now, until i’m pleased
show me all you got, baby gimme that heat
we ain’t through yet, so get back on me
we can role play and i’ll let you pick the scenes
so amazing, you’d be thinking it’s your dreams
i’ll get you on your knees as if i’m a queen
make you bow down and nibble with your teeth
cuhs if you’re hungry, there’s a full meal to eat
messy ain’t necessary, please only neat.
so here’s another reminder before you forget,
you better eat quickly, cuhs there’s about 1 minute left.

[ Chorus: Ldy Geey ]
Take one step closer,
and lay me on the bed.
come give me kisses,
or plant them on my neck.
you know whats goin down,
theres no body around.
come sex me
come sex me
come sex me now. x2

454 Life Entertainment – Behind the scenes

454 Life Entertainment - Behind the scenes

Jug-A-Knot TV goes behind the scenes with new Asian American hip hop group 454 Life Entertainment. See what the 454 Movement is all about with Drew Deezy, Nump Trump , Thai, and IZ. Time to Go Hard. Warning the footage is NSFW.

Also check out a couple track 454 has just released including Go Hard and Zoned Out.

454 Life Entertainment – Behind the scenes (NSFW)

Angry by Randy (Aziz Ansari)

Raaaaaaaandy has released the first track Aaaaaaaangry off his upcoming mixtape with David Sitek. In Aaaaaaaangry, Raaaaaaandy calls out some of the top rappers in the game like Kid Cudi, Jay-Z, Dr. Dre, Ludacris, Eminem, Kanye and more for not having their verses for a collabo. As always, Aziz Ansari is hilarious as Raaaaaaaandy. There’s a clean and dirty version, so pick your poison. You can also download Aaaaaaaangry for FREE here. (dirty version)

Also be sure to check out in Park and Recreation and his recent Comedy Central special Intimate Moments for a Sensual Evening.

Angry by Randy (Aziz Ansari) – clean version

Angry by Randy (Aziz Ansari) – dirty version (NSFW)

Megabot web series Trailer

Cherry Sky Films (the people behind Better Luck Tomorrow and Ping Pong Playa) teamed up with new-media company, 5432 Films, for their short web series, MEGABOT. Here’s a synopsis of Megabot:

In 1999, five attractive, multi-ethnic students from Anytown High discovered mystical PowerSleeves. United, the PowerSleeves control MegaBot, a colossal crime-fighting robot designed by Lord Galgon, who must defend earth from evil BioBorg invasion, week after week. Now, a decade later, they hate the job and they really hate each other – but they still need the work.

The web series reminds us of Power Rangers with stronger language. Clearly, this series is not going to be for kids. The trailer is Not Safe For Work. We’re told that there’s gonna be 5 episodes along with some bonus fun stuff. About 22 minutes of content overall. Look for the series to start in August.

BTW – Keep your eye on “Yellow” played by Randall Park. You may recognize him from the K-Y Intense Commercials or The Food Show.

Megabot web series Trailer (NSFW)