Harry Potter Rap 2 with Jimmy Wong

Harry Potter Rap 2 with Jimmy Wong

The much anticipated follow-up to the original Harry Potter Rap is here! Singer/actor Jimmy Wong wears drag and plays Cho Chang in Harry Potter Rap 2 : Voldemort is back. (Doesn’t Jimmy Wong make a lovely Cho Chang?) It comes just in time for Harry Potter & The Deathly Hallows Part 2! You can get the song on Voldemort Is Back (The Harry Potter Rap 2) (feat. Destorm, Jimmy Wong & Blake Lewis) - Voldemort Is Back (The Harry Potter Rap 2) (feat. Destorm, Jimmy Wong & Blake Lewis) - Single.

See these other Harry Potter spoofs : Like It’s Quidditch (Harry Potter Like a G6 Parody) and Potter Chan : Hogwart’s Action Hero

Harry Potter Rap 2 with Jimmy Wong

Lyrics to Harry Potter Rap 2 with Jimmy Wong

Voldemort is back, that’s no lie
muggles and witches all gonna die
throwi n a party for our dearly departed
take off your robes and get this party started

Gryffindor n Hufflepuff n ravenclaw n slitherin
It’s me, Ron Weasly, Time for pumpkin juice n gin
Roll up a blunt of gillyweed, with no more consequence
Hogwarts school of magic comin’ to a violent end

So pull up our um britches, witches, let out a scream
Let’s lick up inside the snitches of Beauxbatons Quidditch team
Give Luna Love good lovin’, are you sensing a theme?
Before we die we’re doin things that only we could have dreamed

My name is Cho Chang so be quiet, no speaky
You may think I’m prudish, but me-me-me so freaky
Licked Neville’s longbottom, you know that it’s true
Flicked Filius’ flitwick until it spewed goo

The stupid Dark Lord is back on the attack
It’s time to party hard on Sl ytherin crack
I hope Ron blasts my shrieking shack
So I can turn around and suck his dick

Sure, I’ve got Granger, but your privets drive me crazy
I wanna do a bunch of witches like a muggle swayze
Now that Voldy is back, we can do what we want
You can accio my clothes and I’ll accio your wand

Hello my minions it’s me professor snape
Looks like your hogwarts is in terrible shape
Bow down now, and I’ll forgive your mistakes
unless of course you’d rather party

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