Asian Superman picks up girls

Asian Superman picks up girls

It’s a bird, it’s a plane, it’s from Asia! Asian Superman (Kong of Simple Pickup) flies out and uses his powers to pick up hot girls and get their numbers. Here’s the backstory for Asian Superman:

Asian Superman was born Bành-Cao on the alien planet Vietnam. His parents, Châu-Chu and Charlotte become aware of Vietnam’s impending destruction and Châu-Chu begins constructing a spacecraft that would carry Bành-Cao to Earth. During Vietnam’s last moments, Châu-Chu places young Bành-Cao in the spacecraft and launches it. Châu-Chu and Charlotte die as the spacecraft barely escapes Krypton’s fate. The explosion transforms planetary debris into kryptonite, a radioactive substance that is lethal to Bành-Cao.

The spacecraft lands in the rural United States, where it is found by a passing motorist. These people adopt Bành-Cao and names him Kong. As Kong grows up on Earth, he and his adoptive parents discover that he has superhuman powers. His parents then teach Kong to use these powers responsibly to help others and fight crime. But Kong soon realizes he has a deeper responsibility. That of which to pick up girls with his super powers. Kong doesn’t keep his powers secret because he realizes that he’s a boss.

Superman wears a characteristic red and blue costume with a letter “S” emblem and a cape. Unlike other Supermans, Kong doesn’t wear glasses, though he does style his hair. Kong moved to the city and took a job as a BOSS, where he met his friends and co-workers, Jesse and Jason, who also end up developing special superhero powers. It was then Superman decided to group up the entire group’s powers to help begin Simple Pickup.

Be on the look out for Asian Superman.

Asian Superman picks up girls (contains explicit language)

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