Check out the latest parody by ice1cube aka Frank Hwang. (It’s not like the Bedrock – Asian American Remix). His spoof is for those who Internet stalk on facebook, myspace, twitter, etc. (You know you do it!) This time he collaborates with singer Kevin Lien for music and vocals. It’s guaranteed to put a smile on your face. It’s already climbing up the YouTube charts.
Check out his other Asian infused parodies: Asian Boy Just Wanna Eat Rice, You’re a Nerd, and Shoes In Asian Homes.
Internet Stalk (Bedrock parody)
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Lyrics:
[intro]
i-i-i-i can internet stalk
i-i-i-i can internet stalk girl
i-i-i-i can internet stalk
i-i-i-i can internet stalk
[part 1]
i’m not a creepy dude
i’m really not that bad
my face is so-so, but i almost have abs
my only issue, is that i am shy
when it comes to girls, i just can’t say hi
give ’em an awkward smile, they tell me to leave
i failed with every girl on my school’s soccer team
but really it’s okay
cause if she knew me
i’m completely sure
that she’d choose me
(0:39)
so for now i stalk cause stalking is just my way
to get to know her from a distance at a nice pace
find out her interests first, this is not a game
(immediately)look at all this info that i got from just her full name
her favorite movie (notebook)
is the same as mine!
her favorite book too! this must be a sign! (twilight)
so much to find, there is no shame
i just hit the jackpot
HER SCREEN NAME
[chorus] (1:05)
(okay)
Oh, baby
I’m that slightly awkward dude,
shady
Is the name you call me too,
lately,
your page is the sweet spot
I know all your info
i can internet stalk girl
i-i-i-i can internet stalk
i-i-i-i can internet stalk girl
i-i-i-i can internet stalk
i-i-i-i can internet stalk
[part 2] (1:31)
she may not know
i follow everything
facebook updates primarily
between that, and her twitter too
i follow her updates like breaking news
every little bit
there’s none i miss
when she eats LUNCH
dinner and breakfast
when she gets up, and when she goes to bed
every night when she does i kiss her softly on the head
[part 3] (1:56)
her favorite sushi roll, how she hates wasabi
forever 21
shopping is her favorite hobby
i like to browse her pics, to click the like button
i’d rather click “i love it” it’s a shame it’s not an option
and when i’m feeling bold, i’ll send her a poke
i hope it makes her wonder why it is we’ve never spoke (who is this?)
and i hope this time, she pokes me back
until then there’s 3 new pics
brb she just got tagged
[chorus]
(okay)
Oh, baby
I’m that slightly awkward dude,
shady
Is the name you call me too,
lately,
your page is the sweet spot
I know all your info
i can internet stalk girl
i-i-i-i can internet stalk
i-i-i-i can internet stalk girl
i-i-i-i can internet stalk
i-i-i-i can internet stalk