Robot For Xmas by Mista Cookie Jar & the Chocolate Chips

Robot For Xmas by Mista Cookie Jar & the Chocolate Chips

Just in time for digital Christmas is Mista Cookie Jar & the Chocolate Chips’ “Robot For Xmas”. Sampling White Christmas, this song captures the desire to get a robot for the holidays. The video is an ode to robots, 8 bit video games, and Christmas. How many mainstream robots can you name? Merry Xmas to all!

For more 8 bit fun, check out The Time (Dirty Bit), Who’s That? Brooown! by Das Racist, and Game Over by Jayne Rio x Hopie Spitshard.

Robot For Xmas by Mista Cookie Jar & the Chocolate Chips

Lyrics to Robot For Xmas by Mista Cookie Jar & the Chocolate Chips

I’m dreaming of a robot for Xmas.
The epic-fun-so-awesome kind!

Dude, you know what would be awesome?
If I could have a robot
to follow me where ever I go.
Dear Mr. Santa Clause,
I’m not talking bout a plastic toy.
I’m talking bout a talking, dancing, flying toy.
A real certified android!
A real certified android!

I’m dreaming of a robot for Xmas.
The epic-fun-so-awesome kind!
It’s gotta jet pack that soars to the sky
and a 5D,16-bit, 3rd eye!

I’m dreaming of robot for Xmas.
A rad robot is #1 on my wish list.
Just like a puppy, this bot be my buddy.
Where ever I go go, my gadget will go-go!
Ho! Ho! Santa baby let’s get down to business.
My mama’s chimney, it better be on ya hit list.
Please little elves, give it, bells and whistles,
LOL’s and kisses, plus a tail that wiggles.
Waterproof, multi-lingual, space-suited and stylin’.
You can leave the hula-hoop for Alvin.
Powered up by L-O-V-E.
Super-Bot Supreme!
Best friends to the end,
beginning with one dream!

Big shout outs to
BMO, Bender, Marvin the Paranoid Android,
the Shufflebot, r2d2, c3po, Cindy Mayweather,
Optiimus Prime, Johnny 5, Wall-E, Jinx, Robocop, Data, Plex,
The Droids at Chuck E. Cheese and Showbiz Pizza,
Super Martian Robot Girl, Astroboy, Bumble Bee,
Hal 9000, the Gobots, Conky, Tom Servo, Crow T. Robot,
Gypsy, Cambot, Voltron, and Rosy the Maid from the Jetson’s.

I’m dreaming of a robot for Xmas.
The epic-fun-so-awesome kind!
It’s gotta jet pack that soars to the sky
and a 5D,16-bit, 3rd eye!

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