The new writers of Paranormal Activity (Ryan Higa, D-Trix, Greg, Will, and Kyle) attempt to create the next sequel, Paranormal Activity 5! Paranormal Activity 1-4 was just a clone of the first film. Kyle suggests Paranormal Activity 6, while D-Trix ponders paraplegic activity. Meanwhile, Greg suggests a pear cuz they’re scary. Coming soon it’s “Pear That’s Normal Activity.
Rap group Das Racist teams up with comedy group Goatface Comedy for the music video for Das Racist’s single “Girl” off their Relax album. In the video, a guy (Fahim Anwar) in a mullet has a crush on a girl, so he hones his dance moves to seduce her. He does his dances everywhere for her from the library to an outdoor fountain to yoga class, but she doesn’t see to notice. Will his 80’s style dance moves help him get the girl in today’s Facebook world? You can get the single on or amazon.
[Verse 1: Kool A.D.]
You don’t got to give me no instructions, baby
I know what I wanna do
You don’t really got to tell me nothing, girl
Whatever you say is probably true
Sometimes I can’t decide whether I believe that we move fast
Or time moves slow
But I like it, though
To me I’m just me, whatever that may be
And I know that you’re just you
So let’s do what we came to do
[Hook: Kool A.D.]
And I know and I know and I know what we came to do
And I’m pretty sure that you do, too
[X4]
[Verse 2: Heems]
Girl – you’re really cool
Smart – that’s good at school
Pretty – you’re beautiful
And I heard you got a pool
Plus your hair smell nice
Just like Newports, that’s my type
My fingers crossed
The small in your back
My head in your chest but I’m taller than that
Red on your dress as it falls down your back
Sess is the best, Hulu on the Mac
Or Netflix, whatever your preference
Must address that I like the dresses
You wear,and your taste in necklaces
Got, me, rest, less, kid, and my head on spin
Feeling weird
And strange
These days we need infinite rest from Infinite Jest
Legs so long, that’s an infinite dress
So then now is funny feelings?
I’ll be over after some meetings
Let’s go away for the weekend
Can’t sprawl out, I ain’t been sleeping
Figured fleeing, but into being
We could feel things, this the real thing
What’s the real thing?
Race for creeping
To get to chiefing
I’m into seeing you
Like all of the time
Inside jokes in all of my rhymes
More dime than all of the dimes
Runnin’ round like all of my mind
Let’s get sweaty like how a sauna do
Whatchu wanna do?
I know what I wanna do
[Hook: Kool A.D.]
And I know and I know and I know what we came to do
And I’m pretty sure that you do, too
[X2]
In Episode 2 of “Alfie The Office Dog” the webseries, we continue in the ISA offices with a Halloween party. Halloween has always been one of Alfie’s favorite holidays, so when the office has it’s annual costume party, he knows exactly what he wants to be! Too bad nobody else knows. Will Alfie’s crush and coworker Jenn (Alice Wen) figure out what character he’s dressed as? Will it be a trick or treat for him? Alfie the Dog is voiced by Wesley Chan of Wong Fu Productions.
In episode 5 of MotherLover, Angela convinces Tim to watch a DVD that Chaz (Ki Hong Lee – Always You, Take It Slow and Away We Happened) has made as a late wedding present for Angela that chronicles their relationship. As Tim watches the video, he realizes that he may be responsible for their love affair during his time away at the Peace Corps. How will Tim react to the video of his mom and Chaz?
Coming this fall is the web series Squad 85 featuring Parvesh Cheena, Rizwan Manji, Danny Pudi. In 1985, The LAPD experimented with a secret Time-Travel Division, catapulting 4 of LA’s finest 25 years into the future… That future is now.
A rookie cop joins a rouge squad to fight crime. Squad 85 looks to take a comedic spin on A-Team, Charlies Angels, and 21 Jump Street. Characters in the series include Wheels (the brains), Rusty (the heartthrob), Bronx (the muscle), Bobby (the rookie), Tori (the master of disguises), the Chief (undercover Asian woman), and Rickman (the arch-villain). Dusting off some of our 80 detective skills our research indicates that
Danny Pudi plays the scientist that sends Squad 85 back to the future
Rizwan Manji plays the assistant principal of Dukakis High School with some secrets of his own
Sonal Shah is a local news reporter, who to her chagrin the most-viewed bloopers in YouTube History
Chris Larkin plays Bobby, our by-the-book, new recruit — here to help our Squad integrate into present day.
Parvesh Cheena play Rickman, Dukakis High school’s shortbus driver & Squad85’s sociopathic Arch-Villain.
Diedrich Bader plays the Commissioner responsible for bringing 4 of LA’s finest 25 years into the future.