Daily Archives: October 13, 2011

Life Would Be Better (with an iPhone 5) by Jimmy Wong

Life Would Be Better (with an iPhone 5) by Jimmy Wong

Singer Jimmy Wong released a new original song about the trials and tribulation of the iPhone 5. Although some people were expecting the new phone to be out a few weeks ago, only the iPhone 4S was announced. This sense of consumer entitlement was captured by Jimmy Wong. Life Would Be Better with an iPhone 5, but you’ll just have to wait. Maybe in 2012 and it will be better than the one you have. However, you can download iOS 5 now. You can get the single on Life Would Be Better (with an iPhone 5) - Life Would Be Better (with an iPhone 5) - Single

Listen to more Jimmy Wong including From On High, It All Ends / All Was Well, and Harry Potter Rap 2. You can also watch him as an action hero in Prism.

Life Would Be Better (with an iPhone 5) by Jimmy Wong

Lyrics to Life Would Be Better (with an iPhone5) by Jimmy Wong

V1
When you walked out on stage, without a turtle neck
I didn’t know what to expect
You made me squeal with delight, introducing iOS5
There could only be one thing left

PCH1
I know we deserve the best
Our sense of entitlement beats the rest
Cuz it’s the first world, and we know it to be true
the first ones with a new iPhone can hold it over you

CHORUS
Life would be better with an iPhone 5
When it’s all you’ve ever wanted, when it’s kept you up at night
Don’t we deserve it when all we’ve done is whine
We’ve been tweeting for a whole year, we’ve been starving all this time
Oh please, grant our wish tonight

V2
What the sh*t is this? Updated iPhone 4s
I been praying to Santa Claus for something else this coming Christmas
Oh, Tim Cook, we’ll light a fire under your ass
You’ve got one last chance to make us fall in deep romance
You know a longer battery life just means we’ve got more time to ask
Why the heck, is this not the iPhone 5

PCH2
Now we deserve the best
Our sense of entitlement beats the rest
Cuz it’s your problem, and responsibility
to give us what we want cuz we’ll pay you handsomely

CHORUS

BRIDGE
Apparently good is not enough
Full HD 1080p but it looks the same so we’re all pissed off
Worse yet if a new one comes out soon
We’ll kick and scream while the rest of the world keeps spinning round
Like a fat kid without ice cream no we won’t shut up yes we’ll sing out loud

CHORUS

BRI 2:
Tonight, tonight, tonight, tonight, tonight
Is that a picture of a squirrel
How soon till Siri rules the world
8 full hours of talking time
Means 8 more hours we gotta hear you whine

Yeah that’s definitely a squirrel
Tom Cruise’s daughter’s gonna rule the whole world
Can’t believe we’d all complain about a phone
As if the last one we owned wasn’t even capable

CHORUS

With You by Arden Cho

With You by Arden Cho

Actress Arden Cho continues releasing original music on her YouTube channel. Her latest song is the love song “With You” about just being with that special someone. It’s a romantic single to share with the one you love. Her angelic voice will have you mesmerized.

Also listen to her single A Place Like This and I’m Just a Girl. For her acting skills, see Arden Cho in Agents of Secret Stuff.

With You by Arden Cho

2 The Top by Shin-B

2 The Top by Shin-B

Female rapper Shin-B puts her own lyrics over AraabMUZIK’s Streetz Tonight beats. The music video provides symbolism for her time as an artist with plenty of ups and downs. Here’s more from her:

There’s meaning behind each scene though. If you look at each background: the gold door, basement, red box. The gold door represents my PRESENT; having worked my ass off to get to where I’m today; gold status, hopefully. The basement represents where I started, my PAST; the underground from the bottom up. Lastly, the red box represents in between; moments in my life I was angry/bitter/frustrated; felt confined in an emotional prison struggling to chase my dream.

This is a build up to her upcoming single “Buzzkillin'”. See her previous music video Get Up and Go. Check out these other Shin-B tracks: Don’t Let Anyone (Tell U No) , Gotta Move Gotta Groove, See You There, and Prelude to Point 9.

2 The Top by Shin-B

Everything by J.Reyez

Everything by J.Reyez

Rapper J.Reyez dropped his track “Everything”. The profanity laced song has him addressing the haters and people holding him back. If he has to, he’ll do it by himself to succeed in the music industry. Shot after shot, it’s got him saying f*ck everything. You can cop this single for FREE here.

Look for his upcoming Broken Heart mixtape. Check out these other songs from J. Reyez : Chiggas In Paris, Day Dreamin’, Just Like You, Stop Whinin’, I Do This All Day, Maybe One Day, and Smile Through It All

Everything by J.Reyez

Lyrics to Everything by J.Reyez

(verse 1)
It’s so peaceful when nobody’s around me
Working on my flow but this pressure’s gonna drown me
Down deep to the bottom, darkness surrounds me
Thinking of the day the coroner pronounce me
I got all this stress built up inside
My thoughts of my wrongs, my guilt and my pride
Need to go for a cruise, got the pills for the ride
Am I feeling depressed? What’s real? What’s a lie?
I know I ain’t perfect the way that you see me
I could be doing better and I would, please believe me
So I drink it back, rum on the rocks
Ignore your ignorance, fuck what you thought
I just wanna talk and I think that you are beautiful
The girls that I meet now, think I’m into groupie hoes
You don’t know me so don’t judge me like you would know
Feeling intoxicated and it’s moving slow

(chorus)
I do this for myself, f*ck everything
I don’t need nobody’s help, f*ck everything
I’m all alone with this drink, f*ck everything
I’m in my zone and I’m thinking f*ck everything

(verse 2)
Took another shot down, I’m feeling lightheaded
Running short on cash, do you take credit?
It’s getting hot in here sh*t but I ain’t sweating
Feeling faded and it took about 8 seconds
Yeah I count it down, time you don’t get back
Thinking what to do, getting rid of all the set backs
And I know that this ain’t one of my best raps
In my own zone so you suckas better step back
I wanna feed the fam, staying underground’s a b*tch
Another round sh*t, put it on this damn visa
Why do I dislike the people I’m surrounded with
‘Cause I don’t belong in a circle fulla f*cking divas
Some of my colleagues don’t acknowledge me
So I’m guessing I’m the underdog
And this anger inside keeps calling me
F*ck everybody, talk about that in a f*cking blog

F*ck everything

(verse 3)
I’m doing good and I didn’t get a headstart
All I wanted was the world to accept me
It’s hard to tell nowadays who your friends are
‘Cause all of my old friends went against me
F*ck friends, gotta fam, did that sh*t confuse you?
Saying I never represent? I used to
Haters gonna hate and whatever they be claiming
Shouts to Steel City but that doesn’t even change sh*t
Walked away from the past, tied up the loose ends
Nu-Lite family, I don’t call em new friends
Shout to D, you held me down the past few years
Now we traveling the world, thinking what to do here
Traveling the f*cking world, how great is that?
Saying f*ck the past and I don’t take it back
If you’re my ex girl, f*ck you too b*tch
I’m doing better, this is good enough to prove it

Steven Ho Teaches Conan To Kick Crotches

Steven Ho Teaches Conan To Kick Crotches - Steven Ho vs Conan O'Brien 6

Martial arts expert Steven Ho makes another return to Conan O’Brien’s show. He teaches the late night host some self-defense techniques. See the duo go at each other with palm strikes, head butts, groin kicks, and submission moves. Lots of sexiness and violence. It’s a freak show. Knockout points, crotch kicks, and lots of mounting going on. If there’s only one video on self-defense skill you watch, make it this one.

See some of Steve’s previous appearances on Conan: Chi power with Steven Ho x Conan O’Brien, Steven Ho returns on Conan, Stuntman Steven Ho vs Conan O’Brien, Stuntman Steven Ho on Conan – Weapons & Props, and Stuntman Steven Ho on Conan Round 3

Steven Ho Teaches Conan To Kick Crotches

The Guild Season 5 episode 12

The Guild Season 5 episode 12

The Guild Season 5 concludes with the final episode. The gaming group crashes the Megagame-O-Ramacon costume contest with their dirigible blimp mobile. There’s a whole lot of saving going on in video. The airship gets out of control and Vork saves Madeline. Codex, Zaboo, Masterchiefs, the Seatsaver network, Tink all do their part to protect their beloved game. They try to save the day while having to avoid cosplay carnage and hired muscle. Will the game be saved? Find out what happens.

Previous episodes:
The Guild Season 5 episode 1
The Guild Season 5 episode 2
The Guild Season 5 episode 3
The Guild Season 5 episode 4
The Guild Season 5 episode 5
The Guild Season 5 episode 6
The Guild Season 5 episode 7
The Guild Season 5 episode 8
The Guild Season 5 episode 9
The Guild Season 5 episode 10
The Guild Season 5 episode 11

The Guild Season 5 episode 12

The Guild Season 5 episode 12

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